What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you been with a stranger yet?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

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Moonraker

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.